Junk mail man

If you find one of these in your mail box better run. I have been working on this resume/folio mailer for so long its making my eyes bleed to ensure that it makes your eyes bleed...with awesome.

Some will be sent out via the interweb soon others will be physically mailed out in a nice limited printed envelope with some nice limited goodies included. If you are interested in getting something like that get a hold of me cause I am gonna need to know where you live.


  1. I want one please! Email me one . jacquesillust@gmail.com Thanks.

  2. but you don't look like an octopus in real life. you look like like my finger monkey, "lil huth."